Word Play Jokes

Mosquito And A Fly

Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A: Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

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A Dirty Little Number

Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"

A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.

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Skeleton Attend Funeral Alone

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the funeral alone?
A: Because he couldn't find anybody to go with him.

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