Animal Jokes - Rabbit Jokes

Wittle Wabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

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Submitted BY: RichK

Smells Like

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!

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Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.

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