Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 
You can hide, but you can't run.

Ding Dong Ear

I said to the doctor, "I have this ringing in my ears."
He said, "Don't answer it!"

Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.