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Halloween Cat
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
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Fake It
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
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Anonymous
Need Alcohol?
I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.
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