One-Liner Jokes

Sky Diving

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Anonymous

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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Anonymous

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

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