One-Liner Jokes

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

Anonymous

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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Anonymous

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Submitted BY: B
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