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The best jokes and joke writers!

Denzel

I met Denzel Washington once.

I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.

Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?

A:  Because their horns don't work!

Night Shift

Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?

A: Undercover cops.

Look Away

I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high.

She looked surprised.

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.