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Pumpkin Carving
Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Deadly Question
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Cautious Drinker
Everyone says soda is bad for you...
but OJ will kill you.
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