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- They don't listen.
- They don't come in when you call.
- They like to stay out all night.
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- Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.
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Eating the Cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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Dog Decisions
Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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