Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Why do Women Love Cats????
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.