You Look Familier

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!

Depressed Over Mother In Law

Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter? Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a month!! Then what is so bad about it? You should celebrate the event!! No, no, see...that was four weeks ago, and today is the last day!

Husband Looks Bad

The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of your husband," he said. "Neither do I," said the wife, "but he's not home much, and he's great with the kids."