Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Mom's Predictions

Q: Can your mother predict the future with cards?
A: Yes! She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.

Anonymous

Kids In College

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.

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Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
 

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