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Jokes about Families - Father Jokes
Like Mother Like Daughter
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."
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Father Worries
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night? Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you? Father: No, My Dear, it wasn't the noise. It was the silence.
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Oldest
Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"
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