Jokes about Families

Get out of Bed

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school. She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. "No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school!" "You HAVE to go to school," the mother scolds. "No! The kids are mean to me, the teachers don't like me, and the lunches are icky." "You WILL go to school, young man," the mother warns. "Why? Why do I have to go to school today?" the son asks. The mother is about to lose her patience. "Because you're the principal, now get out of bed!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
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Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
 

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles
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Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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