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Jokes about Families
Family Fractions
Like many men, as I get older I am beginning to lose my hair. My children remind me of this reality from time to time, they and sometimes enjoy pointing it out to others. When my son was studying fractions in his second-grade class, one of his assignments was to use fractions in sentences. His teacher sent his work home for me and my wife to see. The sentences read: "2/4 of my family are girls. 2/4 of my family are boys. 1/4 of my family is bald."
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Jokes about Families
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Anonymous
Mama About Christmas
My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.
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Yo Momma Jokes
(Yo Momma So Poor)
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(Mother Jokes)
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