Jokes about Families

Russian Econ 101

A young boy goes to his father in Russia
The boy asks "Papa, could I please have 5 rubles" Papa is surprised and asks "20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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Weight Loss

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?" His mother, very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight." The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why... "Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Kids
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