Jokes about Families

Boy Born With a Head

A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body. The boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly. A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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