Jokes about Families

Writing a Sermon

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me," the father answered. The boy replied, "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

Anonymous

Green Pricks

Q: What's green and has pricks all over? 
A: Your family tree.

Submitted BY: DaRealDB03

New Fire

Q: Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
A: Yes, we arson.

Anonymous
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