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Santa's Gas Mileage
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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Farmer Love
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hog and kisses!
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Drunks in a Cemetary
A drunk staggered into a cemetery on Halloween night and fell into a freshly dug grave. Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. "Get me out of here," said the one in the grave, "I'm cold." The other one looked over the edge and said, "No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you."
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