Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Bee Sting

A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor." One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?" "I've been stung by a bee." "Oh really, where?" "Between the first and second hole" "Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."

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Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ants!
Ants who?
Ants in your pants!

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Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.

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