Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ants!
Ants who?
Ants in your pants!

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Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.

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