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Mexican Bean Mystery Solved

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?

A: So they can take bubble baths.

Mexican Education

Q: Why don't Mexicans teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?

A: Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

Mexican Check-Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?

A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?

A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?

A: A bean dip.