Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes
Mexican Bean Mystery Solved
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.
Q: Why don't Mexicans teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?
A: Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!
Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.