Funny Thoughts

Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!

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Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Anonymous

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

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