Group Photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

Ladder School

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.