Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
 
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
 
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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