Funny Thoughts

Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

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A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."

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Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

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