Funny Thoughts

Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

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State Puns

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.

Anonymous

Don't Trust a Bald Man

Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t!

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