Alcohol Jokes

Bus Driver

I went out drinking on St. Patrick's Day, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before. 

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
Written By: Blaze

Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Anonymous

Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes)
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