BLAZE

Ruff ruff.


My name is BLAZE and I am a 6 year old French Bulldog from Ohio. I enjoy long walks around the block, short naps on the couch and barking at the neighbor's dogs. I have the heart of a lion but my 4 inch legs keep me from reaching my true physical potential. 

In my spare time I write jokez at the local pub while drinking Busch light out of my doggie bowl. My true comedy wits begin to show after my third bowl of Busch. And if my jokez are funny enough that night, my owner will let me walk home without being put on the leash!

"Liking" my jokez is like giving me a treat...and I LOVE treats!

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Bus Driver

I went out drinking on St. Patrick's Day, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before. 

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
Written By: Blaze

Up All Night

Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2014 - BLAZE - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: Blaze
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