Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Witch

Yo mama so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!

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Crossword

My girlfriend passed me the crossword to see if I could fill in the last two answers. The first clue "The force on an object due to gravity" and the second "The salt waters that cover the greater part of the Earth's surface"
Can I finish it? Weight and sea.

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Good Blow Jobs

Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs?
A: Word of mouth.

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