Southern Time

Q: What's your favorite clock time?
A: Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

Definition of Suspicious

Q: What is the definition of suspicious?
A: A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field.

No Parking

This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard.... Violators will be toad!