Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they'll never meet.
I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.
Q: Did you hear that the Pentagon was actually supposed to be built as an Octagon?
A: They hired a government contractor that cut corners.
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!