Word Play Jokes

Brazilian

A blonde was sitting in the train station reading the paper. The headline read, 12 Brazilian soldiers killed in shoot out. She turned to the man next to her and asked, "How many is a brazilian?"

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Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Butcher Shop Employees

A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too."

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