Racist Jokes - White Jokes

Big Willy

One day this guy goes in to the doctor's office to get his willy enlarged. The guy's sitting there on the table and the doctor comes in with a tray of willys. The guy says, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with another tray. But the guy still wants bigger, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with yet another tray. The guy finally says, ''I'll take one of those. But do you have any in white?''

Anonymous

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Anonymous

No Swimming

Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Riddles
Written By: macacaeatstacos
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