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Best & Funny Word Play Jokes - Play on Words Jokes - Jokerz | Page 12

Word Play Jokes

Cow Counting

Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.

Anonymous

Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

Anonymous

Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

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