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  Tombstone Epitaph V
 Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.
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                        Tombstone
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
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                        You Might Be A Redneck If - Lard
You might be a redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
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