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Disability Jokes - Blind Jokes

Tough Luck
Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!
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Anonymous
Fishing Poles
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it was he said, "I am blind. Drop it on the ground and I'll tell ya." She dropped it on the ground. "Aahh that's $10.00." She bent down and let a big fart that everyone heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she picked it up. And went to pay for it. "That will be $20.00." "But you said $10.00." "$10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call."
Categories:
Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Fart Jokes)
, Shopping Jokes
, Disability Jokes
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Anonymous
Sky Diving
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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