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Chinese Short Bus

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Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?

A:  They take the psycho path.

Sky Diving

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 

You can hide, but you can't run.

Deaf People

Say what you want about deaf people...