Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you...
You can hide, but you can't run.
Say what you want about deaf people...