Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Best Day

Q: Why is Valentine's Day a great day for celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Anonymous

French Valentine

Q: What did the French pastry chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Anonymous

Christmas Pageant

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.  Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, "Well, you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel!"

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