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Elvis Bite
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
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Deep Fried Santa
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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Santa Safe
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
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