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Yo Mama - Only Halloween
Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.
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Black Christmas
Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.
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Christmas Plot
One year, a husband gets his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. The next Christmas comes around and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband replies, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"
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