Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

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Knock Knock - Amory

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Clapping at Christmas

Q:  What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A:  Santapplause!

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