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HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
Witch's Cat Falls Off
Q: What do you call it when a witch's cat falls off a broomstick?
A: A catastrophe!
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Mummy Leaves His Tomb
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
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Blonde Ask From Santa
Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.
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