Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.

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Vampire Drink

Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

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Santa Spin

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

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