I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 13 Pro for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it.
So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget: May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U....