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The Franklin Mint and Christmas
If the Franklin Mint Ran Christmas, every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds, and require you to pay shipping and handling charges.
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New Year Gym
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was.
She replied fuck you!
So I'm pretty excited about the new year!
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Santa Knows
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: He knows where the naughty girls live.
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