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He Can't Hear
Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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Positions
A young man takes his Chinese girlfriend on a date. After a night of drinking they go back to his place and end up in the bedroom. “What do you want to do?” asks the Chinese girl. “I’m up for anything.” “Okay,” replies the boyfriend. “What I’d really like is some 69.” “Oh forget it!” she replies, “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”
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Secret Spice
Q: Which spice can't keep a secret?
A: Only thyme will tell.
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