Food Jokes

Avocado

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

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Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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