Food Jokes

Black Santa

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

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Mexican Vs. Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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