Food Jokes

Elephants in the Fridge

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.

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Blonde at Welfare Office

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.

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Avocado

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

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