Play Ball

Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
A: They both need batters.

Fancy Plate

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?" The waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

Mushroom

Q: What kind of man is a mushroom?
A: He's a fun guy!