Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Dinner Plans

Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner
We found Himalayan in the road.

Anonymous

You Might Be A Redneck If - Meat

You might be a redneck if you think canned meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

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Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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