Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Southern Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the barbecue sauce.

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Submitted BY: rugarcia624

The Hot Dog Bun

Q: What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
A: "Are you pure bred?"

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Submitted BY: tigerfire

Circus Lions

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

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