Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Show your Green

Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
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Ireland County Hates South Park

Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?"
A: Killkenny.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Girlfriend Meets Irish Mom

A young Irish lad takes the girl he loves to meet his family. The matriarch of the family asks the girlfriend, "So, tell me, lass, what is your occupation?" The girl hesitantly says, "Well, Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." Immediately, the lad's mother faints. After regaining consciousness, she asks again, "Forgive me, dearie. I don't think I heard you correctly. What is your occupation?" Again the girl says, "Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." The mother laughs, "Oh my, dearie, for a moment there I thought you said you were a Protestant!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes)
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