Irish Abortion Clinics

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

Farm Fugitives

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside. Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went, he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said... "Meow". "Just a cat," he thought.
He then prodded the second sack. The Welshman, hearing how the Englishman got off said... "Woof". "Just a dog," he thought. As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman worked out what he was going to say. As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said... "Potatoes!"

Paddy Long Legs!

Q: What do you call a big irish spider?
A: Paddy long legs!