Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Why a Dog Licks His Butt

Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Dog Show

Q: Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
A: He got 16 months in prison.

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