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Fish That Dog's Catch
Q: What kind of fish does a dog catch?
A: Catfish.
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Amputee Blonde
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Sit a kitty beside her.
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Lion and Turkey Friendship
There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey. There was a great famine and the lion was pretty hungry, so the turkey ate him and put him out of his misery.
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