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Fucked Too Much

Q: How can you tell when a woman has fucked too much?
A: You put your thumb in her ass, and your middle-finger in her vagina...Now, if you can snap your fingers, you know she's been fucking too much.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Extra Extra Organs

John Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department: A child was born with both male and female organs.
A penis and a brain!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anheuser Busch

Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, iss hot," she says as the sun beats down on her. She passes by a tavern and says, "Vy nought?" So she sits at the bar. "Bartender," she says. "I vill have unt cold beer, please." The bartender asks, "Anheuser Busch?" "Vell, fine, tanks," she says, "Just ah leetle svetty."

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