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Anheuser Busch

Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, iss hot," she says as the sun beats down on her. She passes by a tavern and says, "Vy nought?" So she sits at the bar. "Bartender," she says. "I vill have unt cold beer, please." The bartender asks, "Anheuser Busch?" "Vell, fine, tanks," she says, "Just ah leetle svetty."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Whiskey and MJ

Q: What does a good whiskey have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: It's also a seven-year-old liquor.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Pregnant With A Boy

One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard. They kicked the ball up in the trees and none of the boys could get it, so they go get the teacher, who was pregnant. So she goes up the tree and one boy screams. "The teacher is going to have a boy!" Several months go by, and he teacher does have a boy. The teacher calls the boy who shouted and asks, "How did you know I was going to have a boy?" The boy says, "You weren't wearing any panties and I saw its mustache."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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