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Once Upon A Time In An Elavator

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Alligator Bet

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A gay guy timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Bet Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Sin and Shame

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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