Word Play Jokes

Mozart

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

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Knock Knock - Ketchup

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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